Hello, Bonjour, Zdrasti, and Hello Again, Just In Case.

My first post marks the beginning of something new, fresh and mysterious. Something that will, much like a snowball, snowball into something large, white, and vaguely sphere-shaped. Unless I give up after a day or two, in which case, it won't so much snowball as, well, do nothing at all.

But I digress.

Here, in my blog, I will post a variety of things. Be it adventures in filming, be it articles I've written for people and places, or be it something else entirely different and creative. Maybe I'll write everything backwards, like Da Vinci, binging on hashish, making prehistoric helicopters and placing myself into my own painting of a woman with an extraordinary forehead.

But I digress.

If my blog goes on, and on and on, I promise, and this is a very solemn promise, I promise to be entertaining. And if I'm not -- then I demand you call me out, and I'll be so funny, you'll practically die from it all.

And now... I go digress.